Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Clubbing 101 (for the gentlemen)

This is just my opinion and not any direct attack on your methods at a club.

Guys, clothing-wise I think it's fairly easy for you to look good. Simple stylish jeans with an ironed dress shirt, shaved face and some cologne will usually do the trick.

Now to get that girl's attention that you've been eyeing, please DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT just come up behind her when she's not looking and start bumpin' and grindin'. This will usually result in her running away and signalling for a cockblock from her friends. (Exceptions apply when the girl is absolutely drunk out of her mind and hormones are raging.)

I really can't stress the above point enough...

If a girl does not show any interest, please don't follow her and do the same thing as you were doing beforehand.

(Toronto-Based show Keys to the VIP showcases guys whose ultimate goal is to get a number - if the girl doesn't show any interest in you, please leave her alone and move on.)

Having a wingman usually makes the situation less awkward and helps you not look creepy.

If you really hit it off with her, be a gentleman and offer her a drink.

Any other suggestions?

3 comments:

  1. Attempting a conversation is usually an acceptable ice breaker. It makes you slightly less creepy than the bump-n-grind-her... and even if it doesn't end up fruitful, the girl at least has a funny story to tell her friends :P

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  2. LOL i actually knew someone who went on the show and he won. it was pretty awesome

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  3. @Loey: I should really give credit to those brave souls for at least taking initiative but I just can't get over how creepy it is.

    @Lue: Is this by any chance Romeo of Acom? LOL

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