Monday, November 9, 2009

How NOT to Pick Up (Part 3)

I shared the following link on my Facebook during the summer and generated a lot of acclaim and enough laughs - I am now sharing this on my blog for those who have not yet gotten a chance to be enlightened by this almost embarrassing situation...

Which, by the way, apparently occurs often with this culprit.

MUST LISTEN :)!





The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won't leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.
The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books - especially the second voice mail.
After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn't call him back
- instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air.
Source same as audio source

I think this audio basically sums up how NOT to pick up (as in, as long as you don't do what this guy did, maybe some will have a fighting chance heh).

Otherwise ...

5 comments:

  1. OMG It's Dimitri the lover (go to dimitrithelover.com)! He's creepy as hell. When I worked downtown this summer he gave me and my coworker his card when we were on lunch break... uhhh.

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  2. @Becky: LOL yeah, I heard he was very, very real. :(

    So scared to walk downtown Toronto alone!

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  3. Oh wow... I listened to this, and I dont even know what to say! This guy is creepy, very self assured, and WAY too forward. This is definitely not the way to get a girls attention, this is the way to get a restraining order. I mean, he feels the need to leave two messages, the second of which he begins to psychoanalyze the girl while stating there is "nothing wrong" with himself? I dont think so buddy, sounds like there are a lot of issues there! Great post by the way, read all the parts and enjoyed it :)

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  4. WOW hahhahahaa seriously unbelievable! I can't believe there are guys that actually think like that! I am so grossed out.

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  5. The “douchey voicemails” from “Dimitri The Stud” to “Olga” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” being produced by Brad Goodman of Borat/Bruno/Religulous fame. Read this link (including all the comments below the article) …

    DIMITRI THE STUD VIRAL MARKETING HOAX

    He runs "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization. In the same way John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, “The Prophet” has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden. Check out the following meeting announcement in which he teaches us how society is chemically and psychologically castrating men:

    MALE FEMINIZATION MEETING ANNOUNCEMENT

    Here is a copy of the last meeting announcement, where he taught men how to LEGALLY RAPE women with their minds:

    RAPE MEETING ANNOUNCEMENT

    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer:

    DIMITRI THE LOVER’S FLYER

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy:

    DIMITRI THE LOVER’S BANNED ANIMATIONS

    Here is The Prophet's main web site:

    DIMITRI THE LOVER’S WEB SITE

    Follow him on Twitter here:

    DIMITRI THE LOVER’S TWITTER

    Finally, here are some clips from YouTube:

    DIMITRI Intro I

    DIMITRI Intro II

    DIMITRI Metrosexuals I

    DIMITRI Metrosexuals II

    DIMITRI Feminism

    DIMITRI Dream Woman (NSFW)

    WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

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